Thor in Love

No, dammit. It wasn't OK. Thor had suffered liars before, bought that whole bit about the moon's cheesiness and the fairy who collects teeth (which, let's face it, is just repulsive), but now this man was looking her in the eye and telling her how beautiful she was(!), and Thor had finally had enough. She pulled out her switchblade and plunged it into his gut. He fell to the ground, the bouquet of roses going down with him, and Thor felt the deepest satisfaction she'd ever known.